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Pixel Mall Memories

I remember back in the day when I ran The Pixel Mall, where ladies in the pixel graphic community could share their graphics in exchange for Pixel Bucks (Pixel Bucks were earned via post count.. fake cash). I had the most rockin forum in the graphics community at that time, with some of the best pixel graphic artists on the net. Close friends of mine were forum admins that we called The Babes In Black. Vannila Fields owner, Kerry, made us the cutest graphics based on the Men In Black movie and they were SO adorable. Anyway, I just ran across these on my hard drive. Here’s what I had on The Pixel Mall for us. (Artie (Artemis) is me!) Be sure to read the lyrics as I changed them up a bit to match the BiB’s. ;)

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Babes In Black

Here come the Babes in Black
(Uh it’s the B.I.B.’s)
(Uh here come the B.I.B.’s)
Here come the Babes in Black (Babes in Black)
They won’t let you remember

Nah, nah, nah,
The good guys dress in black, remember that,
Just in case we ever face to face and make contact.
The title held by us… B.I.B.
Means what you think you saw, you did not see.
So don’t blink,
Think what was there but now’s gone.
Black suit with the black Ray Ban’s on.
Walk in shadow, move in silence,
Guard against Pixel Mall infringement.
But yo we ain’t on no government list.
We straight don’t exist,
No names and no fingerprints.
Saw something strange,
Watch your back.
Cause you never quite know where the B.I.B.’s is at,
Uh and…

Here come the Babes in Black. (Babes in Black)
The Pixel Mall defenders. (uh oh, uh oh)
Here come the Babes in Black. (Babes in Black)
They won’t let you remember. (won’t remember)
(uh uh, uh uh)

Now from the deepest of the darkest of night,
On the horizon, bright light in the site tight,
Cameras zoom, only impending doom.
But then like BOOM black suits fill the room up.
With the quickness talk with the witnesses,
Hypnotizer, neuralizer.
Vivid memories turn to fantasies.
Ain’t no B.I.B.’s.
Can I please,
Do what we say that’s the way we kick it.
Ya know what I mean,
I say my noisy cricket get wicked on ya.
We’re your first, last and only line of defence,
Against any Pixel Mall infringement.
So don’t fear us, cheer us.
If you ever get near us, don’t jeer us.
We’re the fearless.
B.I.B.’s freezin’ up all the flack.
What’s that stand for?
Babes In Black.
Uh, M-m-m-…

The Babes in Black.
(Uh uh uh)
The Babes in Black.
(Uh uh uh, ah ah ah)

Let me see ya just bounce it with me.
Just bounce with me.
Just bounce it with me. C’mon,
Let me see ya just slide with me.
Just slide with me.
Just slide with me. C’mon.
Let me see ya take a walk with me.
Just walk with me.
Take a walk with me. C’mon,
And make your neck work.
Now freeze.

Here come the Babes in Black. (Babes in Black)
The Pixel Mall Defenders. (ooh ooh)
Here come the Babes in Black. (Babes in Black)
They won’t let you remember. (uh no, no)

A-ight check it.
Let me tell you this in closin’.
I know we might seem imposin’,
But trust me if we ever show in your shop.
Believe me it’s for your own protection.
Cuz we see things that you need not see,
And we be places that you need not be.
So go with your life,
Forget that CGC crap.
Show love to the black suit.
Cuz that’s the Babes in,
That’s the Babes in…

Here come the Babes in Black. (Here they come)
The Pixel Mall defenders. (Pixel Mall defenders)
Here come the Babes in Black. (oh, here they come)
They won’t let you remember. (won’t let you remember)

Here come the Babes in Black. (Oh, here they come)
The Pixel Mall defenders. (uh oh, uh oh)
Here come the Babes in Black.
They won’t let you remember.

Parody lyrics taken from the original song, Men in Black by Will Smith

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