Bob and I just got back from bringing Mary home from the E.R. She was at school and was running on the playground when she fell on the rocks and put a huge ass gash in her right knee. We’re still trying to figure out how she managed that big gash without ripping a hole [...]

What is it with men, and why do they have to use your coffee cup when you’ve bought them their own? See, I have this thing about coffee cups… I like to buy really cool ones for myself that I like. Funny, most of the really cool ones that I find are at the Dollar [...]

Oooo I fiddled with this damn Winamp plugin thingy for over an hour trying to get it to work rofl. I swear I musta used every swear word known to man before it finally began to work for me (swearing really helps! Better than smashing the monitor haha). Luckily everyone in the house (the kids) [...]